Today I got high and went to the store to get ice cream. Hella good, I know. So I'm minding my own business, eating my chocolate chip cookie dough, and Matt screams at me "omg u need to come here and look at this turd!" so I run over and we start laughing at this little piece of poop in our toilet. We flushed our toilet like 5 times, and it just sat there in the same spot. But it wasn't like a big poop. It was a little poop. So we're like, bitch, bust out the plunger. So we get the sucker out and plunge the shit out of our toilet, flush it, and the pooh is still there. We flush it like 5 more times, and then I was like "Yo, put toilet paper in it to push it down!" So we put toilet paper in, flush it, poop goes down, along with toilet paper, and then the poop pops back up out of nowhere. So we're like fuck it. And its still in our toilet.
P.S. It's still a mystery as to where the poop came from.
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